We used to call colored people niggers for over a hundred years.  Niggers got mad.  Then we called Negroes niggers for over fifty years . . . . . Niggers got mad.  Then we called Black folk and so-called African-Americans niggers for over thirty years.  Niggers got mad.

Now!   Niggers call themselves Niggers, and we are glad.  We want an apology.  Niggers finally realized we was right all along.  We demand an apology.  Niggers always knew they was nothing but niggers, but it took yo’all one hundred and fifty years to finally admit it. We demand an apology.

Even nigger leaders accept their people being low life niggers.  That’s why they don’t complain.  We demand an apology.  We always said niggers live like animals.  Black niggers now call themselves dogs and their female niggers bitches.  We demand an apology!

The KKK always said the only thing niggers love is crime and sex.  Niggers now brag about keeping it real crime, shooting and robbing.  Look at the prisons, nothing but niggers in’em.

Niggers now say their bitches are nothing but sex hungry hos.  Just check their rap CDs and videos.  Look at where all the female AIDS cases are now!  In nigger hos!  We demand an apology! NOW.

We tried to tell the world the truth about niggers, but niggers are doing a better job letting the world know than we ever could.

Thank you niggers!  Thank you bitches and thank you hos.  The truth is setting you free.  Apologize!!!

* This is an allegedly fictitious letter.

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